Brush Your Hair

Look less crazy.

Follow Trends

Other girls are much nicer to you when you look like them.

Stop Worrying

No-one else cares. Really.

When To Wear Pretty Shoes

When perching seductively on a bar stool, wear pretty shoes.

For all other activities - especially those which incorporate walking and standing up - wear sensible shoes.

Wear Shoes

Look around you. Everyone is wearing SHOES.

In addition to protecting your feet, SHOES are also necessary to win respect from your shoe-wearing peers.