Monday, 17 March 2008

Brush Your Hair



Look less crazy.

Sunday, 16 March 2008

Follow Trends



Other girls are much nicer to you when you look like them.

Saturday, 15 March 2008

Stop Worrying

No-one else cares. Really.

Friday, 14 March 2008

When To Wear Pretty Shoes



When perching seductively on a bar stool, wear pretty shoes.

For all other activities - especially those which incorporate walking and standing up - wear sensible shoes.

Thursday, 13 March 2008

Wear Shoes



Look around you. Everyone is wearing SHOES.

In addition to protecting your feet, SHOES are also necessary to win respect from your shoe-wearing peers.