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How to Live
An Incomplete Survival Guide
Monday, 17 March 2008
Brush Your Hair
Look less crazy.
Sunday, 16 March 2008
Follow Trends
Other girls are much nicer to you when you look like them.
Saturday, 15 March 2008
Stop Worrying
No-one else cares. Really.
Friday, 14 March 2008
When To Wear Pretty Shoes
When perching seductively on a bar stool, wear pretty shoes.
For all other activities - especially those which incorporate walking and standing up - wear sensible shoes.
Thursday, 13 March 2008
Wear Shoes
Look around you. Everyone is wearing SHOES.
In addition to protecting your feet, SHOES are also necessary to win respect from your shoe-wearing peers.
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