Saturday, 7 March 2009

Tuesday, 1 July 2008

Move to a Deprived Area






where you will seem comparatively normal


Don't Take Coke


Unless you already are an arsehole.

Travel Light in Your Daily Life

Reassess what's essential.

Once you've determined what cargo you'll be carrying, place the items in a bag of an appropriate size. If the contents do not fit in one bag, either select a bigger bag or jettison some life preservers.

And remember



Plastic bags are for shopping.

Monday, 17 March 2008

Brush Your Hair



Look less crazy.

Sunday, 16 March 2008

Follow Trends



Other girls are much nicer to you when you look like them.

Saturday, 15 March 2008

Stop Worrying

No-one else cares. Really.