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How to Live
An Incomplete Survival Guide
Saturday 7 March 2009
Ways Not to Start a Conversation
Tuesday 1 July 2008
Move to a Deprived Area
where you will seem comparatively normal
Don't Take Coke
Unless you already are an arsehole.
Travel Light in Your Daily Life
Reassess what's essential.
Once you've determined what cargo you'll be carrying, place the items in a bag of an appropriate size. If the contents do not fit in one bag, either select a bigger bag or jettison some life preservers.
And remember
Plastic bags are for shopping.
Monday 17 March 2008
Brush Your Hair
Look less crazy.
Sunday 16 March 2008
Follow Trends
Other girls are much nicer to you when you look like them.
Saturday 15 March 2008
Stop Worrying
No-one else cares. Really.
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